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Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist.
The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them “DUMPkin Spice” wipes. According to the description, they’re designed to, quote, “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.”
They posted a picture of a pumpkin with the date “9-5-23” carved in it, so we’re guessing that’s when they officially drop. But you can already buy them on Amazon.