A Porch Pirate Goes to Court in the Same Shirt He Wore to Steal the Packages

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A guy in Goose Creek, South Carolina was busted last week for stealing packages off two people’s porches.

 

And when he went to court the next day . . . he decided to wear the SAME SHIRT. Because I know you’re wondering about this amazing shirt he wears to all his big life moments, it’s a green t-shirt with a red box in the center that has the North Face logo.

 

The police haven’t released the guy’s name or what charges he’s facing . . . but they DID release surveillance shots of him during the burglaries and courtroom photos that show him in his shirt.