The cops in St. Petersburg, Florida got a call last Wednesday night about a woman who refused to leave a gas station.
When they got there to arrest her for trespassing, they asked her for her name, and she said, quote, “My name is ‘My butt just farted.'” And no matter how many times they asked for her name, she kept repeating that her name is “My butt just farted.”
Believe it or not, that ISN’T her name. She’s actually a 33-year-old woman named Melinda Lynn Guerrero, and one of the ways the cops knew that was her name is . . . she has “Guerrero” tattooed on her back.
She was charged with trespassing and providing a false name to law enforcement. The cops believe she may’ve been under the influence.