On Sunday, police in Thailand arrested a 24-year-old guy for stealing and having sex with over 100 pairs of FLIP-FLOPS.
Over the last two years, he stole 126 pairs of flip-flops from people’s homes. Then he’d take them to his apartment . . . caress and kiss them . . . rub them all over his naked body . . . and eventually “make love” to them.
We’re not sure how that last part even works . . . and we’re not sure we WANT to know. But apparently he’s a “love ’em and leave ’em” kind of guy. He was constantly on the prowl, and needed a different pair every time. But he didn’t discriminate. His collection included flip-flops in all sizes, colors, and styles.
He was arrested for stealing flip-flops last year as well. But they didn’t know about the sexual component that time. He’s facing multiple charges for theft, and for breaking his local coronavirus curfew.
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