Slanted toilet prevents longer-than-necessary breaks

 

What is it with The Man cracking down on employee POOPS this week?  First there was an office’s weird “smell check” policy. Now this…

 

A company in the U.K. called “StandardToilet” has a new type of toilet with a seat that SLANTS FORWARD to prevent workers from taking longer-than-necessary bathroom breaks.

It’s on a 13-degree slope so some of your weight is on your legs, and you literally CAN’T sit there for too long. It’s supposed to mimic what you do during a squat thrust.