Sexiest physical characteristic: your average-sized junk

If you’ve got nice teeth and five-and-a-half inches of fury in your pants, consider yourself a made man.

A new survey asked women to name the sexiest physical features on a man.  A good smile came in first . . . and AVERAGE-SIZED JUNK came in second.

That’s right:  The researchers found average-sized junk was WAY more desirable than larger junk.

The rest of the most attractive physical features are:  Short hair . . . big hands . . . a nice back . . . muscular arms . . . and facial hair.