13 y.o. channels Florida Man in attack on his brother

 

A family from Clarksville, Tennessee was visiting Crestview, Florida this weekend. And it seems like one of the children picked up a few techniques from Florida Man while they were here…

 

On Saturday, they were getting ready to pile into the car and drive home.  That’s a road trip that’s roughly 450 miles, so about eight hours with stops.

But before they could go, the family’s 13-year-old STABBED his 15-year-old brother in the arm three times with a pocket knife.

 

Why?  He told the cops, quote, “I’d rather be in jail than [spend] eight hours in the car with him.”

There’s no word on whether he’s going to be facing charges.

 

Florida Man would be proud.