That’s a very weird headline.
But in terms of weirdness at a Florida McDonald’s … maybe it’s normal?
63 year old John Morgan was standing naked outside a MickeyD’s in Naples and humping a hand railing.
The witnesses told the cops it seemed like he was on drugs, but it’s not clear if he was . . . or if the nudity, dancing, and sex with inanimate objects were all sober decisions.
Apparently, the McDonald’s has seen John before …
READ MORE AND CHECK OUT THE DUDE’S SCARY MUGSHOT
